Girls are from Venus...

It is a proven fact that girls are more intelligent than boys.

Us boys have our own skills. Skills that require a different part of the brain.  I've just fitted new windscreen wipers to the car. Chaps can work stuff like this out. We have no need for instructions. It only took me 3 hours. And one broken nail. I know how to do it now though. It's in there. Bosh.

I currently co-habit with three girls (4 including the cat). After my 'mans work' on the car I found my girls in the kitchen. 

'What's going on?' I enquired.

'Just making burgers.' 

'Super, why the goggles?'

'Don't be silly daddy, these are our Onion Eye Protectors!'


I am grateful they got their mum's brains.